DUI Tonight?

Gus Philpott
Woodstock Advocate
September 27, 2008

"Oshifer, I'm not as drunk as thinkle peep I am. I'ved only had tee martoonies. I had to drive; I was in no condition to walk."

I received a call yesterday about a big party at the Washington Street Station tonight. You know, that joint way, way out on Washington Street, almost to U.S. 14. The one that used to be a biker bar with all the crashed motorcycles in a pile out back. The caller said that there would be many deputies from the McHenry County Sheriff's Department there tonight.

By mid-evening there were 40-50 cars there.

How many will leave the party impaired and drive away? How many would blow 0.08% or higher and be Driving Under the Influence?

Any guesses?