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This is a list of acronyms, short abbreviations and other similar short designations.
Have you come across an acronym you don't understand in your research? This list is intended to possibly identify acronyms you may not know the meanings of by listing as many acronyms as possible an alphabetical order and showing their meanings and usage. Many of the items on this list are not "official," meaning certain acronyms regarding specific products may have been created by the automotive public and are not the official designation of the manufacturer. As such, this isn't intended to be the final authority on the acronyms of the automotive world, this is intended merely as a guide for readers to understand an unknown acronym they may come across.
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Acronyms & Initialisms
In addition to general automotive terms, automobile racing terms, and manufacturer-specific technical terms are frequently used United States government terms that are not automotive-specific but are useful knowledge when reading the government materials in the Library.
| Acronym | Meaning | Description |
|---|---|---|
| 2WD | 2 wheel drive | Drivetrain Layout |
| 4DSC | 4-Door Sports Car | Vehicle Designation (Nissan) |
| 4WD | 4 wheel drive | Drivetrain Layout |
| 4x4 | four-by-four | Drivetrain Layout |
| A/C | air conditioning | Technical |
| AAA | American Automobile Association | Organization |
| AAIA | Automotive Aftermarket Industry Association | Organization |
| AAM | American Axle & Manufacturing | Parts Manufacturer |
| AAMVA | American Association of Motor Vehicle Administrators | Organization |
| AASHTO | American Association of State Highway and Transportation Officials | Organization |
| AAR | All American Racers | Racing Team |
| ABR | Andy Belmont Racing | Racing Team |
| ABS | Antilock Braking System | Technical |
| ABSBSC | Air Bag and Seat Belt Safety Campaign | Program (National Safety Council) |
| ABTPA | Auto Burglary and Theft Prevention Authority | Government (Texas Department of Transportation) |
| AC | air conditioning | Technical |
| ACDS | Automotive Cylinder Deactivator System | Technical (United States EPA) |
| ACF | American Car & Foundry Co. | Vehicle Manufacturer |
| ACIS | Acoustic Control Induction System | Technical (Toyota) |
| AERA | Automotive Engine Rebuilders Association | Organization |
| AGP | Australian Grand Prix | Event |
| AIR | American International Racers | Racing Team |
| AJAC | Automobile Journalists Association of Canada | Organization |
| AMC | American Motors Corporation | Vehicle Manufacturer |
| AMG | Aufrecht Melcher Großaspach | Vehicle Tuner (Mercedes-Benz) |
| ANBM | American NTN Bearing Manufacturing | Parts Manufacturer |
| AOPS | Advanced Occupant Protection System | Technical |
| API | American Petroleum Institute | Organization |
| APRA | Automotive Parts Rebuilders Association | Organization |
| ARA | Automotive Recyclers Association | Organization |
| ARCA | Automobile Racing Club of America | Racing Sanctioning Body |
| ARS | ARCA RE/MAX Series | Racing Series (ARCA) |
| ASV | Advanced Safety Vehicle | Vehicle Name (Mazda) |
| AT PZEV | Advanced Technology Partial Zero Emission Vehicle | Government (United States EPA) |
| ATCC | Australian Touring Car Championship | Racing Series |
| ATPA | Auto Theft Prevention Authority | Organization |
| ATSSA | American Traffic Safety Services Association | Organization |
| AUTO | Automotive Undercar Trade Organization | Organization |
| AUTOSAR | Automotive Open System Architecture | Software |
| AVCS | Active Valve Control System | Valvetrain (Subaru) |
| AvD | Automobilclub von Deutschland | Organization |
| AVEC | Axial Vector Energy Corporation | Engine Manufacturer |
| AVLS | Active Valve Lift System | Valvetrain (Subaru) |
| AWD | All Wheel Drive | Drivetrain Layout |
| BAC | Blood Alcohol Content | Medical |
| BCAA | British Columbia Automobile Associatin | Organization |
| BDC | bottom dead center | Technical |
| BEST | Brihanmumbai Electricity Supply and Transport | Government (Mumbai) |
| bhp | Brake HorsePower | Technical |
| BMW | Bayerische Motoren Werke Bavarian Motor Works | Vehicle Manufacturer |
| BOS | Brake Override System | Technical |
| BRM | British Racing Motors | Racing Team |
| BWC | Best Workplaces for Commuters | Program (CUTR) |
| C&D | Car & Driver | Publication |
| CAFE | Corporate Average Fuel Economy | Legislation (United States) |
| CARB | California Air Resources Board | Government (California) |
| CARS | Car Allowance Rebate System | Internet Site |
| CARS | CarsAndRacingStuff.com | Internet Site |
| CARS | Custom, Antique, Racing, Stock (as in C.A.R.S. in Miniature) | Organization |
| CART | Championship Auto Racing Teams | Racing League |
| CATA | Chicagoland Automobile Trade Association | Organization |
| CAW | Canadian Auto Workers | Labor Union |
| CD | Car & Driver | Publication |
| CDS | Crashworthiness Data System | Government (United States NHTSA) |
| CFR | Code of Federal Regulations | Government (United States) |
| CIREN | Crash Injury Research and Engineering Network | Government (United States NHTSA) |
| CIS | Continuous Injection System | Technical - Fuel System (Audi) |
| CL | closed loop | Technical - Electrical |
| CM | Car Madness | Game (Apps-O-Rama) |
| CO | Carbon Monoxide | |
| CO2 | Carbon Dioxide | |
| CoT | Car of Tomorrow | Vehicle Designation (NASCAR) |
| CPS | Cam Profile Shifting | Valvetrain (Volvo) |
| CTS | Craftsman Truck Series | Racing Series (NASCAR) |
| CUTR | Center for Urban Transportation Research | Organization (University of South Florida) |
| CVT | Continuously Variable Transmission | Transmission |
| CVTC | Continuously Variable valve Timing Control | Valvetrain (Nissan) |
| CVVT | Continuous Variable Valve Timing | Valvetrain (Volvo) |
| CW | Cycle World | Magazine |
| CWTS | Camping World Truck Series | Racing Series |
| CY | Calendar Year | General |
| DDACTS | Data-Driven Approaches to Crime and Traffic Safety | Government Program (United States NHTSA) |
| DEI | Dale Earnhardt, Inc. | Racing Team |
| DIS | Daytona International Speedway | Place |
| DJT | David J. Tremayne | Person |
| DMC | DeLorean Motor Company | Vehicle Manufacturer |
| DOHC | Dual OverHead Camshaft | Valvetrain |
| DOT | Department of Transportation | Government (United States) |
| DP | Defect Petition | Government (United States NHTSA) |
| DTC | Diagnostic Trouble Code | Technical |
| DTM | Deutche Tourenwagen Masters (German Touring Car Masters) | Racing Series |
| DTM | Deutche Tourenwagen Meisterschaft (German Touring Car Championship) | Racing Series |
| EA | Engineering Analysis | Government (United States NHTSA) |
| ECM | Engine Control Module | Technical |
| EDR | Event Data Recorder | Technical |
| EGR | Earnhardt Ganassi Racing | Racing Team |
| EGR | exhaust gas recirculation | Technical - Emissions |
| EIS | Environmental Impact Statement | Common |
| EMC | ElectroMagnetic Compatibility | Technical |
| EMI | ElectroMagnetic Interference | Technical |
| EMW | Eisenacher Motoren Werke | Vehicle Manufacturer |
| EPA | Environmental Protection Agency | Government (United States) |
| ETC | Electronic Throttle Control | |
| ETCS-i | Electronic Throttle Control System, intelligent | Technical (Toyota) |
| ETEA | Ethiopian Traffic Enforcement Agency | Government (Ethiopia) |
| F1 | Formula 1 | Racing Series (FIA) |
| FARS | Fatality Analysis Reporting System | Government Program (United States NHTSA) |
| FD | Fire Department | Common |
| FF | front-engine, front drive | Drivetrain Layout |
| FHWA | Federal Highway Administration | Government (United States Department of Transportation) |
| FIA | Federation Internationale de l'Automobile International Automobile Federation | Racing Sanctioning Body |
| FMCSA | Federal Motor Carrier Safety Administration | Government (United States) |
| FMVSS | Federal Motor Vehicle Safety Standards | Government (United States) |
| FOTA | Formula One Teams Association | Organization |
| FPS | Feet Per Second | Measurement of Speed |
| FR | Federal Register | Government (United States) |
| FR | front-engine, rear drive | Drivetrain Layout |
| FWD | front wheel drive | Technical |
| GC600 | Gold Coast 600 | Event (V8 Supercars Australia) |
| GCWR | Gross Combined Weight Rating | Technical |
| GM | General Motors | Vehicle Manufacturer |
| GP | Grand Prix | Event/Pontiac car |
| GPS | Global Positioning System | Technical |
| GS | Grand Sport | Vehicle Designation |
| GT | Gran Turismo Grand Touring | Vehicle Type |
| GT | Gran Turismo | Video Game (Polyphony Digital) |
| GT2 | Gran Turismo 2 | Video Game (Polyphony Digital) |
| GT3 | Gran Turismo 3 | Video Game (Polyphony Digital) |
| GT4 | Gran Turismo 4 | Video Game (Polyphony Digital) |
| GTO | Gran Turismo Omologato | Racing Class/ Vehicle Name (Ferrari) |
| GTR | Grand Touring/Racing | Common |
| GVWR | Gross Vehicle Weight Rating | Technical |
| H-D | Harley-Davidson | Motorcycle Manufacturer |
| HCFI | Horseless Carriage Foundation, Inc. | Organization |
| HD | Harley-Davisdon | Motorcycle Manufacturer |
| HEAT | Help Eliminate Auto Thefts | Organization |
| HLDI | Highway Loss Data Institute | Organization (IIHS) |
| HMMWV | High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle (Humvee) | Vehicle Model (United States Military) |
| HMS | Hendrick MotorSports | Racing Team |
| HMS | Hickory Motor Speedway | Place |
| HOV | High Occupancy Vehicle | |
| HPD | Honda Performance Development | Race Car Constructor (Honda) |
| i-VTEC | intelligent Variable valve Timing with Electronic lift Control | Valvetrain (Honda) |
| I4 | inline 4-cylinder | Engine Type |
| I5 | inline 5-cylinder | Engine Type |
| I6 | inline 6-cylinder | Engine Type |
| IC | Integrated Circuit | Technical |
| IDOT | Illinois Department of Transportation | Government (Illinois) |
| IE | Initial Evaluation | Government (United States NHTSA) |
| IIHS | Insurance Institute for Highway Safety | Organization |
| IPMS | International Plastic Modelers Society | Organization |
| IRL | Indy Racing League | Racing Series |
| IROC | International Race of Champions | Racing Series |
| ISCARS | International Sports Compact Auto Racing Series | Racing Series |
| ITD | Idaho Transportation Department | Government (Idaho) |
| ITS | Intelligent Transportation Systems | Government (United States) |
| JCW | John Cooper Works | Vehicle Model (MINI) |
| JDM | Japan Domestic Market | Vehicle & Parts Designation |
| JDM | Joe Dennette Motorsports | Racing Team |
| KHI | Kevin Harvick, Inc. | Racing Team |
| KM | Kilometers | Common |
| KOEO | key on engine off | |
| KOER | key on engine running | |
| KPH | Kilomters Per Hour | Measurement of Speed |
| L4 | inline 4-cylinder | Engine Type |
| L5 | inline 5-cylinder | Engine Type |
| L6 | inline 6-cylinder | Engine Type |
| LEV | Low Emission Vehicle | Government (United States EPA) |
| LM | Le Mans | Vehicle Designation |
| LMS | Lowe's Motor Speedway | Place |
| LVMS | Las Vegas Motor Speedway | Place |
| M-B | Mercedes-Benz | Vehicle Manufacturer |
| MADD | Mothers Against Drunk Driving | Organization |
| MAF | Mass Air Flow | Technical - Sensor |
| MAIT | Multidisciplinary Accident Investigation Team | Government (United States) |
| MAP | Manifold Air Pressure Manifold Absolute Pressure | Technical - Sensor |
| MARC | Midwest Association for Race Cars | Racing Sanctioning Body |
| MASCS | Mid-American Stock Car Series | Racing Series |
| MB | Mercedes-Benz | Vehicle Manufacturer |
| MCACN | Muscle Car and Corvette Nationals | Car Show |
| MCS | MINI Cooper S | Vehicle Model (MINI) |
| MCSAC | Motor Carrier Safety Advisory Committee | Government (United States FMCSA) |
| MCSAP | Motor Carrier Safety Assistance Program | Government Program |
| MFTA | Mitsubishi Fuso Truck of America | Corporate |
| MIAS | Montreal International Auto Show | Event |
| MIL | Malfunction Indicator Lamp/Light | Technical |
| MIS | Michigan International Speedway | Place |
| MIVEC | Mitsubishi Innovative Valve timing Electronic Control | Valvetrain (Mitsubishi) |
| MMdM | Mazda Motor de Mexico | Corporate (Mazda) |
| MMUCC | Model Minimum Uniform Crash Criteria guideline | Government (United States DOT) |
| MNAO | Mazda North American Operations | Corporate (Mazda) |
| MPG | Miles Per Gallon | Technical - Performance Measurement |
| MPG | Motor Press Guild | Organization |
| MPGE | Miles Per Gallon Equivalent | Technical - Performance Measurement |
| MPH | Miles Per Hour | Measurement of Speed |
| MR | mid-engine, rear drive | Drivetrain Layout |
| MSRP | Manufacturer's Suggested Retail Price | |
| MT | Motor Trend | Publication |
| MUTCD | Manual on Uniform Traffic Control Devices | Book (United States Department of Transportation) |
| MWR | Michael Waltrip Racing | Racing Team |
| MY | Model Year | General |
| NADA | National Automobile Dealers Association | Organization |
| NAIAS | North American International Auto Show | Event |
| NASCAR | National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing | Racing Sanctioning Body |
| NASS | National Accident Sampling System | Government (United States NHTSA) |
| NASS | National Automotive Sampling System | Government (United States NHTSA) |
| NBS | NASCAR Busch Series | Racing Series (NASCAR) |
| NCSA | National Center for Statistics and Analysis | Organization (United States NHTSA) |
| NCVECS | National Center for Vehicle Emissions Control and Safety | Organization (Colorado State University) |
| NHTSA | National Highway Traffic Safety Administration | Government (United States) |
| NiMH | Nickel Metal Hydride | Technical |
| NIS | Northern Illinois Streeters | Car Club |
| NiTS | Not-in-Traffic Surveillance | Government (United States NHTSA) |
| NJMP | New Jersey Motorsports Park | Race Track |
| NLEV | National Low Emission Vehicle Program | Government (United States EPA) |
| NMSL | National Maximum Speed Limit | Government (United States Department of Transportation) |
| NMVTIS | National Motor Vehicle Title Information System | Government Program (U.S. Department of Justice) |
| NNS | NASCAR Nationwide Series | Racing Series (NASCAR) |
| NOPUS | National Occupant Protection Use Survey | NHTSA |
| NOS | Nitrous Oxide Systems | Aftermarket Performance Parts Manufacturer (Holley) |
| NSTC | National Short Track Championship | Event (Rockford Speedway) |
| NTL | National Transportation Library | Government (United States Department of Transportation) |
| O2 | oxygen | |
| OATRA | Ohio Auto and Truck Recyclers Association | Organization |
| OBD | On-Board Diagnostics | Technical |
| OBD-II | On-Board Diagnostics II | Technical |
| OCC | Orange County Choppers | Motorcycle Builder |
| OCS | Occupant Classification System | Technical (Common) |
| ODI | Office of Defects Investigations | Government (United States NHTSA) |
| ODOT | Ohio Department of Transportation | Government (Ohio) |
| OE | Original Equipment | General |
| OEM | original equipment manufacturer | |
| OHC | OverHead Camshaft | Valvetrain |
| OHV | OverHead Valves | Valvetrain |
| OL | open loop | Technical - Electrical |
| ORVR | Onboard Refueling Vapor Recovery | Technical - Emissions |
| PAR | Police Accident Report | General |
| PBIR | Palm Beach International Raceway | Race Track |
| PE | Preliminary Evaluation | Government (United States NHTSA) |
| PJD | Paul Jr. Designs | Motorcycle Builder |
| PRNDL | Park-Reverse-Neutral-Drive-Low (often pronounced "prindle") | Technical |
| PSCA | Pacific Street Car Association | Racing Series |
| PZEV | Partial Zero Emission Vehicle | Government (United States EPA) |
| QR | Queensland Raceway | Place |
| R&T | Road & Track | Publication |
| RABSS | Redesigned Air Bag Special Study | Government (United States NHTSA) |
| RCCA | Racing Collectibles Club of America | Club |
| RCR | Richard Childress Racing | Racing Team |
| REO | Ransom Eli Olds | Person |
| RIR | Richmond International Raceway | Place |
| ROC | Race of Champions | Racing Series |
| RPM | revolutions per minute | Technical |
| RQ | Recall Query | Government (United States NHTSA) |
| RR | rear engine, rear drive | Drivetrain Layout |
| RS | Rally Sport | Vehicle Designation (Chevrolet) |
| RV | Recreational Vehicle | Vehicle Type |
| RWD | rear wheel drive | Technical |
| RYR | Robert Yates Racing | Racing Team |
| S-VT | Sequential Valve Timing | Valvetrain (Mazda) |
| SAE | Society of Automotive Engineers | Organization |
| SAH | Society of Automotive Historians | Organization |
| SBR | Stone Brothers Racing | Racing Team |
| SC | supercharger | Technical |
| SCADA | State of California Automotive Dismantlers Association | Organization |
| SCCA | Sports Car Club of America | Racing Sanctioning Body |
| SCI | Special Crash Investigation | Government (United States NHTSA) |
| SD | Super Duty | Vehicle Designation (Pontiac) |
| SEAMO | South East Automotive Media Organization | Organization |
| SH-AWD | Super Handling All Wheel Drive | Honda |
| SMART | Swift Market Analysis Response Team | Toyota |
| SOHC | Single OverHead Camshaft | Valvetrain |
| SS | Super Sport | Vehicle Designation (Chevrolet) |
| SULEV | Super Ultra Low Emission Vehicle | Government (United States EPA) |
| SUV | Sports-Utility Vehicle | Vehicle Type |
| SvG | Shane van Gisbergen | Person |
| T/A | Trans Am | Vehicle Model (Pontiac) |
| TDC | top dead center | Technical |
| TIMTC | Trucking Industry Mobility & Technology Coalition | Organization |
| TLEV | Transitional Low Emission Vehicle | Government (California) |
| TMC | Toyota Motor Corporation | TMC |
| TNTSS | TNT Super Series | Racing Series |
| TPMS | Tire Pressure Monitoring System | Technical |
| TRD | Toyota Racing Development | Toyota |
| TSB | Technical Service Bulletin | General |
| TSCC | Twin Swirl Combustion Chamber | Technical (Suzuki) |
| UA | Unintended Acceleration | General |
| UAW | United Auto Workers | Labor Union |
| ULEV | Ultra Low Emission Vehicle | Government (United States EPA) |
| USDOT | United States Department of Transportation | Government |
| USGP | United States Grand Prix | Event (Formula 1) |
| UTI | Universal Technical Institute | School |
| V10 | v-block, 10 cylinders | Engine Type |
| V12 | v-block, 12 cylinders | Engine Type |
| V16 | v-block, 16 cylinders | Engine Type |
| V4 | v-block, 4-cylinder | Engine Type |
| V6 | v-block, 6-cylinder | Engine Type |
| V8 | v-block, 8-cylinder | Engine Type |
| V8SA | V8 Supercars Australia | Racing Series |
| VCT | Variable Cam Timing | Valvetrain (Ford) |
| VDMERS | Vehicular Digital Multimedia Evidence Recording System | Government |
| VEL | Variable valve Event and Lift | Valvetrain (Nissan) |
| VIIC | Vehicle Infrastructure Integration Consortium | Organization |
| VIN | Vehicle Identification Number | |
| VOQ | Vehicle Owners' Questionnaire | Government (United States NHTSA) |
| VRTC | Vehicle Research and Test Center | Government (United States NHTSA) |
| VTEC | Variable valve Timing with Electronic lift Control | Valvetrain (Honda) |
| VTEC-E | Variable valve Timing with Electronic lift Control and Efficiency | Valvetrain (Honda) |
| VVEL | Variable Valve Event and Lift | Valvetrain (Nissan) |
| VVT | Variable Valve Timing | Valvetrain |
| VVT-i | Variable Valve Timing w/intelligence | Valvetrain (Toyota) |
| VVTL-i | Variable Valve Timing and Lift w/intelligence | Valvetrain (Toyota) |
| W12 | w-block, 12 cylinders | Engine Type (Volkswagen/Audi) |
| W16 | w-block, 16 cylinders | Engine Type (Volkswagen/Audi/Bugatti) |
| WOT | Wide Open Throttle | Technical |
| WRR | White Roof Radio | Media Organization |
| YCC-I | Yamaha Chip Controlled Intake | Technical (Yamaha) |
| YCC-T | Yamaha Chip Controlled Throttle | Technical (Yamaha) |
| ZEV | Zero Emission Vehicle | Government (United States EPA) |
Humorous "Acronyms"
These are intended as jokes, using the letters of a car brand as letters of an acronym to say something good or often bad about a car brand.
Acura - All Customers Undergo Repair Anxiety
Alfa Romeo - All Loosely Fitted Accessories Remain On Motorway Enraging Others
Aston Martin - Anglophiles Seek To Own, Now Many Are Really Trashy, I Notice
Audi - Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Audi - Aging, Unfulfilled Dentists' Investment
Bentley - British Excess Needs To Leave Everywhere, Yesterday
BMW - Big Money Waster
BMW - Bought My Wife
BMW - Bring Money With
Bugatti - "Bangin' Underground Gangsta Attitude" Trumps Techy Image
Buick - Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Cadillac - Can American Designers Invent Lovely Lines? Apparently, Can't.
Chevrolet - Cheap Heaps: Expect Very Routine Owner Letdowns, Excessive Trouble
Chrysler - Can Hear Revs, Yet Sense Little Engine Reaction
CoT - Chassis Obliterates Tires (NASCAR Car of Tomorrow)
Dodge - Doddering Old Dudes Get Excited
Dodge - Drips Oil Drips Grease Everywhere
Ferrari - Fragile, Expensive Rides Repel All Reasonable Individuals
Fiat - Fix It Again, Tony
Fiat - Failed Italian Automotive Technology
Fiat - Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Ford - First On Race Day
Ford - Fix Or Repair Daily
Ford - Flip Over, Read Directions
Ford - Found On Road Dead
Ford - Fucker Only Runs Downhill
Ford - Fuckin' Old Rebuilt DeSoto
Ford - Fuckin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
Geo - Good Engineering Overlooked
GM - Generally Miserable
GM - Great Mistake
GM - Garbage Motors
GM - Government Motors
GMC - Garage Mechanic's Curse
GMC - Got More Crap?
Holden - Has Oil Leaks, Dents, Engine Noise
Honda - Had One, Never Did Again
Honda - Has Only Normal, Dull Attributes
Hyundai - Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
Hyundai - Hope You Understand No Dependable Autos Included
Jaguar - Jerks Are Giving Unasked Advice Regularly
Jaguar - Just Another Gearbox Under Annual Repair
Jeep - Just Eats Every Part
Jeep - Just Eats Every Penny
Jeep - Just Empty Every Pocket
Jeep - Just Expect Excessive Problems
Kia - Killed In Action
Kia - Korean Idiot's Attempt
Lamborghini - Less Able Men Buy Only Really Gaudy High-priced Italian Narcissism Implements
Land Rover - Lame Americans Need Dumb, Really Oversized Vehicles, England Realized
Lexus - Luxury Equipment Xeroxed, Used Seldom
Lincoln - Luxury Is Now Cheesy On Latest Navigators
Lotus - Lightness Out; Tubbiness Ubiquitous, Sadly
Maserati - Mechanically Adept Souls Expect Repairs All Times, Indefinitely
Maybach - Mercedes, And Yet Buyers Almost Completely Hypothetical
Mazda - Mainstream Ads, "Zoom-Zoom" Denote Apathy
Mercedes-Benz - Mechanical Engineers Regret Choices, Especially Designing Expensive Stuff, But Executives Need Zillions
Mini - Metrosexual Idiots Need Instructions
Mitsubishi - Mechanics Investigate Trouble, Some Understand, But It's Sure Had It
Mopar - Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
Mopar - Move Over People Are Racing
Mopar - Move Over Parts Are Rusting
Mopar - My Only Problems Are Repairs
Morgan - Merkin-Owning Rich Geezers Are (the) Norm
NASCAR - Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
Nissan - Nasty Import Styles Seem All Normal
Pagani - Prissy Aristocrats Gather Accumulated Net Income
Pontiac - Pontiac Owners Never Think It's A Cadillac
Pontiac - Ponderous, Old, Noisy— These Indicate Attributes, Clearly
Porsche - Pricks Or Rich Shitheads Can Have ‘Em
Rolls-Royce - Rich Old Lame Louts Still Run Over Your Childhood Expectations
Saab - Snobs And Arrogant Bastards
Saab - Stupid Assholes And Bitches
Saab - Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
Saab - Sadly Absent, Always Broken
Saturn - Slow And Tasteless: Upgrade Right Now!
Saturn - Simpletons Attracted To Unconventional Retail Network
Smart - Smug Men Are Really Tiny
Subaru - Shift Up, Because Always Revs Unnecessarily
Suzuki - Sadly Uninspired Zip Ultimately Kills It
Tesla - Technology Excesses Seem Lame, Actually
Toyota - Totally Ordinary Yawn-Optimizing Tedious Autos
Volkswagen - Very Ordinary Looking Krautwagons Saddled With Apathetic German Engineering Now
Volvo - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Volvo - Violation Of Law: Vehicular Obesity
VW - Virtually Worthless
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